hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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