Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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