I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
time to smoke my breakfast
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Randomize