I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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