Its about making memories worth repressing
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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