So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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