yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
they need to just BURY HIM!
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So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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