dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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