Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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