She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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