hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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