question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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