Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My day in three words: secret purse cake
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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