i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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