And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
her vagine was all disorganized.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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