I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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