It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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