Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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