we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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