You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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