love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
