As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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