i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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