Non-Jews are for practice
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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