we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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