we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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