i jhust puked up my retainher.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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