You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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