I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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