Swine flu. Run for my life!
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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