we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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