well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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