ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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