if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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