remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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