My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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