I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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