I swear she didn't look like that last week.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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