It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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