Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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