You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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