come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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