I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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