That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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