Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize