The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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