Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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