I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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