Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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