I wannas sexs uuuuu
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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