i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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